dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.
beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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human:

this picture is life
ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
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snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

Niall to Harry You're an idiot
Niall to Harry
You're an idiot

you’re an idiot, you’re such a child, you’ve got the mentality of a 5 year old

i’m really mysterious, —you’re an idiot

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postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

calvinharis:

Even if you don’t like them, you will now. This will never get old.

Rock On